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Just One Of Those Days

Published on January 6, 2010 in Life, Rants, Stupidity and WTF Moment. 0 Comments

Do you ever have one of those days where everything seems to be going the complete opposite of what you want, look out for, try to do etc? Yeah, it has been one of those today.

It started off alright, took the bus to the station and waited for the next one. When it arrived I got in and watched a stream of other people get in as well and there was this one girl, let’s call her ‘I like to play music loudly from my telephone’ or ILTPMLFMT, this one girl was trying to get in from the back all sneaky like, but she hadn’t accounted for the VERY alert bus driver who looked at her from his rear view mirror and just shook his hand, he called her up front and called her out for trying to sneak in. That was a definite FTW moment.

It was a lovely moment to start the day off with, I hate it when people try to sneak on in the bus because they are to cheap to buy a ticket…. and it went all down the hill from there.

I got out at the stop where the grocery store was and started walking toward it when WHAM! A snowball hit me right in the gut. Every so grateful for my coat since the padding totally blocked the impact. I looked around and there was literally NO ONE around me who could have thrown that snowball. The only thing that could have made that impact was if the snow was coming from the tree above me, but that would have been a VERTICAL drop, not a HORIZONTAL one.

I just shrugged it off and went on with my business and got everything I needed at the store where there was a LONG ASS LINE at the checkout and ONE person behind it. That person called in  someone else and nodded for me, yes DIRECTLY AT ME, to come join his line, I started walking when someone started pushing me from behind and someone started rushing in the front.

SERIOUSLY. First of all, DO NOT PUSH ME. Second of all. I WAS THERE FIRST. The guy nodded at ME to go to the front of the line. Boundaries people. Yes. I can be selfish that way.

It turns out that the pushing wasn’t really on purpose, it was more of the hurry before the bitch to your left gets there who was hauling ass like nobody’s business… and then the fighting started. Yup, a good ‘ol ‘I’m pissed at you and you’re pissed at me’ kind of fight with all sorts of nasty looks and words.

Let’s give them some names so I can retell this properly.

Pusher = guy that pushed me to get to the front
AssHauler = bitch who cut the line
Random Pregnant Lady (or RPL) = pregnant lady who did anything BUT mind her own business
Me = Me… duh

Pusher: Why did you do that?
AssHauler: What it was open!
Pusher: I only have three things. And she was first (dude points at me)
AssHauler: Well go in front of me then.
Me: *sigh* (mumbling) Here we go
RPL: Seriously, there’s a ton of people waiting, I only have three things.
Me: (thinking) Where the heck did the pregnant lady come from?
Pusher: It is not nice to cut in front of people
AssHauler: There was an opening and I took it.
Pusher: You saw us going for the line and you hauled ass to get there first!
AssHauler: Just mind your own business.
Me: *stepping in between the two*
Pusher: This IS my business.
RPL: You’re a nasty, nasty woman.
Me: *sigh*
Pusher: She is a nasty women indeed
AssHauler: Oh shut up and go away.
At this point both RPL and Pusher start to move forward and I literally had to put my shopping card and my self in between.
Me: (loudly) I do NOT have the patience for this today.
And everyone just gave each other a look of hatred and moved away.
Yay for me! Peace finally!

I did my business, paid for the groceries and walked out the store and on to the bus stop… and I got hit with a snowball AGAIN. This time in my neck. WHAT THE FUCK is going on! Same friggin’ spot on the sidewalk even. And AGAIN, there was NO ONE AROUND. Well no one close enough to make it that far anyway. I grumbled the entire way to the bus stop and then I noticed a couple of people walking in that same spot and suddenly they were all up in arms and looking around and cleaning out their clothes… they got hit as well and they couldn’t find the person who did it either.

And now I’m at home, finally, warm and I hit my big toe… again. I hate this day.

Website Pet Peeve

Published on December 6, 2009 in WTF Moment. 0 Comments

Ok. So I have to get something off my chest and it might even piss someone or multiple someones off, but frankly I don’t really care. See, my pet peeve is MUSIC STARTS WITHOUT WARNING ON WEBSITES.

Seriously, there is nothing more annoying then websites that have their built in little players which starts on just opening the page. You’re listening to your own music and all of a sudden these tunes (often godawful ones) start blasting through the speakers. In what world do blog people think that is a good idea? It annoys the hell out of me and I’m sure it does other people too. I do not want music to be forced upon me.

I’m not saying to take off the player, I’m just saying to make sure it doesn’t auto start. That’s all

This made me LOL and barf a little

Published on December 1, 2009 in Funnies, Internet and WTF Moment. 0 Comments

This will give me nightmares

Published on December 1, 2009 in WTF Moment. 1 Comment

And I thought I’d share the pleasure.

CarrotTop

Wait… What?

Published on November 26, 2009 in Health and WTF Moment. 0 Comments

So here I was just reading the news before I headed to bed and here was this about permanent breast lifts with an INTERNAL bra. Yes, you read that right. An INTERNAL bra. Apparently you’ll be in by morning and out by lunch in a 40 minute procedure. Yes, they already know – the first procedure has already been done.

The Cup & Up bra is the invention of leading Israeli plastic surgeon Eyal Gur who has been besieged by women wanting the operation after they discovered his research on the internet.

He said: ‘This might not quite be the end of normal the bra, but we’ve shown that with a very small operation that it’s possible to give a woman an internal bra that she can have for the rest of her life.’

Now you are probably thinking how the heck they did this. It seems that two cuts of less then a centimeter wide will be made in each breast after which silicone cups (similar to that of normal bras, except, they’ll be made of silicone, the stuff that’s used for implants)  will be inserted a centimeter below the skin surface. Then the surgeon will take two long straps of strong material and attach them to the ribs between the breast and the shoulder.This is kinda hard to explain so let me show you a picture:

Yup, that's your internal bra

Yup, that's the internal bra

And it is said that the first procedure done on a 30 year old woman was a success and it’s been said that there have been a few more lined up to have it done as well… just enough to get them to the trials and approved by the Medical Majiggy.

Now let me ask. Would this be comfortable? Wouldn’t you be able to feel the thing in your boob. Not to mention the two straps! Will it be flexible enough to move with your body and you don’t feel like there’s four pins, two for each breast, stuck inside of you. And for heaven’s sake what if those things BREAK. What if they come detached from the ribs. I mean sure they’ll be attached with titanium screws. And what about scar tissue?

And ladies, I get the appeal of them, well actually I DON’T get the appeal of the internal bra, but I DO get the appeal of wanting to have nice and perky breasts (especially for those who had to have them removed for reasons you wouldn’t want to think of), but what I don’t get is that thing getting in your boob.

For the sagging ladies, it’s NOT just the putting in of the bra, but it will ALSO be completely remodeling the boob. I mean I don’t know a whole lot about surgery and all that jazz, but even if you attach something to the INSIDE of the boob, there’s always going to be skin left, you don’t just prop up the tissue inside and expect the skin to automatically plop right back the way it used to be. It sometimes take years to get the skin sagging in the first place, how long do you think it will take the skin to get back WITHOUT a little nip and a little tuck.

I’m sure there are a ton of explanations out there for these questions, but I still do not get the appeal. Implants I get and the nipping and tucking of the to much skin I also get, but getting things screwed to your ribs just doesn’t appeal to me.

Creepy Guy = Creepy

Published on November 24, 2009 in Life and WTF Moment. 0 Comments

After my first individual session of Drama Therapy this morning, I was walking towards the bus station when this guy was riding his bicycle towards me. I was just minding my own business, trying not to give him a hint I was interested in talking. I had my headphones in and just kept looking straight ahead.

He comes to a full stop RIGHT NEXT TO ME and goes “Hey You!” LOUDLY. It startled me somewhat and of course he got what he wanted. I paid attention to him. He proceeds to look me in the eye and starts talking in English, it went something like this.

Him: “Hey, can I ask you a question?”

Me: “What?” (I should have said “You just did”)

Him: “Well, I’ve noticed you around a couple of times. You’re interesting. Would you be interested in becoming my friend?” (First of all, you noticed me a COUPLE of times? I didn’t know you existed until today! Are you stalking me?)

Me: “I’m not interested, sorry.” (I shouldn’t even have said sorry and just kept it with a simple ‘not interested’)

Him: “To bad, I could have showed you a good time.”

Uhm… hello… Creepy much? I ALWAYS seem to attract these type of guys. Never any girls. Now if it was a girl I might have thought about it for a second, heck maybe even two seconds. But this guy was just way to creepy.

Resurrection Cemetery

Published on November 11, 2009 in Internet and WTF Moment. 0 Comments

STFU – PLS

Published on November 7, 2009 in WTF Moment. 1 Comment

So wrong on so many levels part 6

Published on October 14, 2009 in WTF Moment. 0 Comments

Hmm. Yeah. Not Good.

Not good. AT ALL

So wrong on so many levels Part 5

Published on August 29, 2009 in WTF Moment. 4 Comments

Like seriously WTF. It is so wrong it is not even funny anymore

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