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I think I heard a German calling

So. The weirdest thing has been happening lately. Every now and then, when I am surfing on the internet and just minding my own business, I hear Germans talking.

I kid you not.

And what is even weirder, when it happens, I don not even have the sound turned up. Even when I do, like when I am listening to songs on iTunes, I still get them damn Germans.

For the life of me I can not figure out which program it is coming from. I’ve even gone to the point of closing every program I have open and still, there are the Germans. Is the computer acting as a radio and picking up radio waves or something? Or heck, am I the one that’s picking them up when I am at the computer.

Oh, and did I mention it is the SAME DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN? No? well it is THE SAME DAMN THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Does anyone have any idea what it could be?

The horror that is Christmas shopping

And I don’t have to do it!

The one thing I like about being alone is not having to buy Christmas gifts and play nice, saying that you DO like the gifts you’ve received. Every year I read on different sites the horror that is Christmas shopping and how they barely survived it as they have to fight through hordes of  mothers and fathers to get to the one thing you want to buy… only to have someone snag it away right in front of your eyes.

And really, isn’t this what Christmas has been reduced to over the years? Gifts? No, wait, there are also dozens of families that have just broken, fights between siblings that literally erupt during dinner, or the endless discussions about what really happened with Jesus and if God really does excist.

Why do people play nicer on Christmas then any other day? What makes Christmas more special then any other day, counting OUT the religion factor.

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Why is it so hard to understand?

Let me set up the situation first; a couple of weeks ago this lady IM’d me on Yahoo saying she wants to be dominated by someone who can tell her what she should wear or not. I told her I was not into that kind of stuff and even if I was, not with a complete stranger. She had talked about being interested in women dominating her and came across my Yahoo (I really should take my information off).

Since then she has occasionally IM’d me with updates on her life, or rather, when she was horny or not. Thank you, but I have absolutely no idea what I am supposed to do with that knowledge, I did not even want to have that in my head.

This morning she IM’d me saying that she had finally slept with a woman. I responded with a mild ‘good for you’, she proceeded to tell me everything about said date. How many times she had an orgasm, that she had an ejaculation, that she got fisted.

Excuse me?! When did I ever gave you permission to tell me that? I do not want to know how many times someone had an orgasm or any of those other things unless I was on the giving or receiving end.

Then she told me that she was horny yet again, is that even possible? It seems this woman is horny 24/7. I told her to go back to the woman she was with because I certainly was not interested in it.

Her: “Okay, but if she says yes, I want you to be online
Me: (confused) “Why?
Her: “Because I want you to tell us what to do or what not to do
Me: *blink* “Excuse me? I most certainly will not
Her: “But why?
Me: “Because I have absolutely no interest in that
Her: “But what if we like it?
Me: “Then I still wouldn’t

How many times and how many ways does a person have to say she does not want to do something?

I love telemarketers

Have you ever filled in a questionnaire hoping to win something as little as a gift certificate? I have. I enjoy doing those. You just fill in ‘no’ everywhere and be done with it, unless it is about something you really care about.

Having done many of those it is not rare that I get calls from the people I filled it out for. Had another one of those today.

Her “Hello, this is…. from…”
Me “Hi”
Her “You filled in a questionnaire a little while ago is that correct?”
Me “yes it is”
Her “in it you said you rent”
Me “yes I did”
Her “and you said you were interested in buying?”
Me “No I didn’t”
Her “Oh”
… silence …
Me “Ma’am?”
Her “Well oh okay, sorry for bothering you.”
Me “No bother at all”

Best. Telemarketing Call. Ever.

I swear she was silent for a whole minute. Must be a newbie.

Callerd ID: Unknown

Your cellphone rings. You take it in your hands and look at the screen. Your Caller ID flashes a big ‘unknown caller’ at you.

What do you do? Do you pick it up or just let it ring?

I choose not to pick up.

The problem with unknown callers is that their number is withheld. You can’t call them back. And in my case; they never leave a voice mail message.

Do you want me to pick up? Don’t withhold your number. Do you want me to call back? Leave a goddamn message with your number.

Sure if it is important they will call you back; but the screen flashes ‘unknown caller’ yet again.

*grumble*

Little Sleep = Grumpy Chantal

Christ! This is just unbelievable. Went to bed last night at a, for me, normal time of 2AM-ish. Guess what time I woke up this morning; you guessed it: Way to friggin’ early. I did not even woke up to my own internal clock, but to the sound of the idiotic drainage system that decided to turn itself on at 8-ish in the morning. Usually when  the system turns on it’s a slight buzzing, most of the sound will not go through the door. This time it was different; it sounded like someone was drilling a hole in the friggin’ floor.

I got out of bed and checked why it was making such horrid sounds; didn’t find a damn reason why it would. I just went to the bathroom, then waited for the system to drain all the water and went back to bed. End to the story you’d think… guess again. A mere ten minutes later I hear music coming through the ceiling of my bedroom. Great, the people upstairs are awake too. *sigh*

After half an hour I just gave up, hauled my ass out of bed and got somewhat dressed (need to change pants). Decided to check my e-mail before going grocery shopping. And that, ladies and gentlemen, brings me to my next point: Yahoo Mail.

It takes 1-5 seconds to normally load a page on my connection (any page) and on a bad day it takes about 10 seconds. Yahoo Mail takes at least 2-3 minutes. I don’t know which one of you has the same problem, or if you even have the same problem as I do, but Yahoo Mail does not load fast at all. The left center, where the menu is, loads perfectly, 10 seconds or less. The rest is what takes so long.

Do not even get me started on the damn ads that are displayed on the right side. If that decides to load up first; I know I am in for the long haul. There is an option to shove the ads to the side and out of view, which makes the rest load a tiny bit faster. But there the thing where you 1. have to wait for the ads to finish loading, 2. it does not even matter because when you click on a link to open your Inbox or any other page, the damn ads start loading up normally again.

User friendly my ass. Even Hotmail loads up faster then that.

I’m going grocery shopping, get myself something yummy to eat.

And you thought Alcohol was bad

Apparently Alcohol is not that bad at all. Especially when they let a ten-year-old buy it. I went to the store a little while ago, and I was nearly done with packing up my groceries when I noticed that same ten your old girl whom I mentioned in an earlier post. And again she was buying a can of beverage; except this time it was with a higher concentration of alcohol then the one she wanted to buy the last time. So naturally you would expect that the cashier would tell the kid she couldn’t buy it.

She didn’t. She knew the child.

The child made a big “Whoo, I can actually buy it this time” statement. (Yes she actually said that, except you know in Dutch). The cashier did absolutely nothing. And all I could think was what just happened here? and I wanted to say something so fucking bad, but was just to dumbfounded to do so. By the time I had my thoughts collected the child and the cashier were gone (change of shift).

When I got home I started thinking about the previous time that this happened with girl and them remembered the cashier. The Cashier in the previous occurrence was a young woman (and young man who told the Cashier that the kid couldn’t buy the beverage), and probably no older then 25.

The cashier this time was well over 45 and should have known better. Even if she knew the child; the Cashier should have known better. Not to mention the policy of the store that prohibits them from selling any kind of alcoholic beverage no matter how low the percentage to anyone under 18 (or 16, not sure if that is changed yet). And this girl was well under that age.

I hate it when people get stupid like that.

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OMG, Did anyone frickin’ see the video for the Reba/Kelly version of ‘Because Of You’? That video killed me. Here it is.

Your True Self Revealed

You know. I absolutely love these online Personality Tests. I do at least one every month. Mostly to see if there is anything changed. If I did really change my p.o.v on something or if I am still my boring old self.

I came across PersonalDNA via a web search for Personality Tests (yes. I search for these tests). I find it quite interesting and I am going to post the results right here, and, if needed, post my thoughts on them.

  • italics = absolutely (though, most of them are true indeed, some of these are an undeniable statement of who I am)

My personalDNA Report

You are a Visionary

Your imagination, self-assuredness, and knowledge of the world combine to make you a VISIONARY.

  • You have clear notions of how things could be, and the confidence to try to make them that way.
  • You enjoy having a routine, and prefer comfort and familiarity to risk and adventure.
  • Not needing others’ approval to forge ahead, you are confident in your designs for the future.
  • Your imagination allows you to envision the world as a better place.
  • You’re better at thinking of the big picture than you are with details, and you can see wonder in abstract things.
  • Style and appearances are important to you, and you have a good eye for beauty. (that is what I like to think anyway)
  • You are somewhat rigid in your beliefs, which comes from both confidence and an aversion to change.
  • You are good at creating works of art in forms with which you’re familiar.
  • You’re not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you’re generally considerate of others’ feelings as well.
  • You much prefer to have time to plan for things, feeling better with a schedule than with keeping plans up in the air until the last minute. Your decisions are well thought out, and you’re not the least bit impulsive. (this is absolutely true)

If you want to be different:
Appreciate the earthly, functional elements of things.

Your clarity of vision sometimes prevents you from being open to new ideas. Try expanding your horizon of experiences, and experimenting with novel ways of doing things. (Hey, I resent that. I am very open to new ideas!)

You are Faithful

  • Your trust in others, respect for tradition, and caring nature make you FAITHFUL.
  • Maintaining a few intimate relationships is more important to you than knowing a lot of people, and you share a lot with your close friends. (I’d rather have a few close friends then a ton of ‘casual’ friends, though, nothing is wrong with that either)
  • Those who have managed to get close to you value your camaraderie, and they know that they can trust you with anything; you’re a good listener.
  • While you can usually see several sides of an argument, you often have a strong opinion as to which side is correct—the order of things is usually clear to you. (And I get myself in trouble for that often)
  • Your perspective on the world is based on careful observation, and you know a lot about how people feel in—and react to—many situations. (I’d like to think so yes. But this is mostly to friends related)
  • Your exploration of others’ feelings has led you to believe that although people generally act appropriately, having clear social rules is very important to a functional society.
  • Time alone for reflection is important to you—you are introspective and aware of your own feelings.
  • Faithful is as faithful does—you expect those with whom you are close to be loyal to you, and you take betrayal of your trust very seriously.

If you want to be different:
Some of the alternate perspectives that you understand may have more value than you give them credit for—keep in mind that right and wrong aren’t always so clear-cut.

While you are able to reap the benefits of your time alone, and may see interacting with a lot of people as more tiring than exciting, remember that there is a lot to be learned from experiencing things and not just reflecting on them.

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So… for the people that know me: Am I really all that? Or do I just like to think I am?




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