Do you ever have one of those days where everything seems to be going the complete opposite of what you want, look out for, try to do etc? Yeah, it has been one of those today.
It started off alright, took the bus to the station and waited for the next one. When it arrived I got in and watched a stream of other people get in as well and there was this one girl, let’s call her ‘I like to play music loudly from my telephone’ or ILTPMLFMT, this one girl was trying to get in from the back all sneaky like, but she hadn’t accounted for the VERY alert bus driver who looked at her from his rear view mirror and just shook his hand, he called her up front and called her out for trying to sneak in. That was a definite FTW moment.
It was a lovely moment to start the day off with, I hate it when people try to sneak on in the bus because they are to cheap to buy a ticket…. and it went all down the hill from there.
I got out at the stop where the grocery store was and started walking toward it when WHAM! A snowball hit me right in the gut. Every so grateful for my coat since the padding totally blocked the impact. I looked around and there was literally NO ONE around me who could have thrown that snowball. The only thing that could have made that impact was if the snow was coming from the tree above me, but that would have been a VERTICAL drop, not a HORIZONTAL one.
I just shrugged it off and went on with my business and got everything I needed at the store where there was a LONG ASS LINE at the checkout and ONE person behind it. That person called in someone else and nodded for me, yes DIRECTLY AT ME, to come join his line, I started walking when someone started pushing me from behind and someone started rushing in the front.
SERIOUSLY. First of all, DO NOT PUSH ME. Second of all. I WAS THERE FIRST. The guy nodded at ME to go to the front of the line. Boundaries people. Yes. I can be selfish that way.
It turns out that the pushing wasn’t really on purpose, it was more of the hurry before the bitch to your left gets there who was hauling ass like nobody’s business… and then the fighting started. Yup, a good ‘ol ‘I’m pissed at you and you’re pissed at me’ kind of fight with all sorts of nasty looks and words.
Let’s give them some names so I can retell this properly.
Pusher = guy that pushed me to get to the front
AssHauler = bitch who cut the line
Random Pregnant Lady (or RPL) = pregnant lady who did anything BUT mind her own business
Me = Me… duh
Pusher: Why did you do that?
AssHauler: What it was open!
Pusher: I only have three things. And she was first (dude points at me)
AssHauler: Well go in front of me then.
Me: *sigh* (mumbling) Here we go
RPL: Seriously, there’s a ton of people waiting, I only have three things.
Me: (thinking) Where the heck did the pregnant lady come from?
Pusher: It is not nice to cut in front of people
AssHauler: There was an opening and I took it.
Pusher: You saw us going for the line and you hauled ass to get there first!
AssHauler: Just mind your own business.
Me: *stepping in between the two*
Pusher: This IS my business.
RPL: You’re a nasty, nasty woman.
Me: *sigh*
Pusher: She is a nasty women indeed
AssHauler: Oh shut up and go away.
At this point both RPL and Pusher start to move forward and I literally had to put my shopping card and my self in between.
Me: (loudly) I do NOT have the patience for this today.
And everyone just gave each other a look of hatred and moved away.
Yay for me! Peace finally!
I did my business, paid for the groceries and walked out the store and on to the bus stop… and I got hit with a snowball AGAIN. This time in my neck. WHAT THE FUCK is going on! Same friggin’ spot on the sidewalk even. And AGAIN, there was NO ONE AROUND. Well no one close enough to make it that far anyway. I grumbled the entire way to the bus stop and then I noticed a couple of people walking in that same spot and suddenly they were all up in arms and looking around and cleaning out their clothes… they got hit as well and they couldn’t find the person who did it either.
And now I’m at home, finally, warm and I hit my big toe… again. I hate this day.
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