March 31st, 2008
For…
…the man with the glasses
Did you not know they have Q-Tips for cleaning out your ears, and not the temples of your glasses? And did you not know it is not a very hygienic thing to do either?
…the annoying people inside the car
When there is a huge bus right behind you, on a piece of road you are not allowed on, please do NOT piss off the driver by a) driving even slower on purpose and b) flipping him the bird when he honks the horn to show his annoyance.
…the girl with the lesbian magazine
Do not try to hide the fact that you took a lesbian magazine off the shelve that was just witnessed by at least five other people. It is ok, it really is.
…the PAIN in my neck
Go away… please…