Guys will always be guys

Me: Did you see the new Lindsay Lohan photos, you know, the ones where she’s nekkid?
Friend: Lindsay Lohan did a nude?
Me: Yeah, new issue of New York Magazine. She does Marilyn Monroe.
Friend: Dude, where?
Me: Dude, look it up yourself.

(five minute silence)

Me: Still here?
Friend: That’s hot!
Me: You didn’t just go all Paris Hilton on me, and you hate Lindsay Lohan!
Friend: Dude!
Me: What?
Friend: It’s BOOBS
Me: o_0 Typical