The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Let me set up the situation first; a couple of weeks ago this lady IM’d me on Yahoo saying she wants to be dominated by someone who can tell her what she should wear or not. I told her I was not into that kind of stuff and even if I was, not with a complete stranger. She had talked about being interested in women dominating her and came across my Yahoo (I really should take my information off).

Since then she has occasionally IM’d me with updates on her life, or rather, when she was horny or not. Thank you, but I have absolutely no idea what I am supposed to do with that knowledge, I did not even want to have that in my head.

This morning she IM’d me saying that she had finally slept with a woman. I responded with a mild ‘good for you’, she proceeded to tell me everything about said date. How many times she had an orgasm, that she had an ejaculation, that she got fisted.

Excuse me?! When did I ever gave you permission to tell me that? I do not want to know how many times someone had an orgasm or any of those other things unless I was on the giving or receiving end.

Then she told me that she was horny yet again, is that even possible? It seems this woman is horny 24/7. I told her to go back to the woman she was with because I certainly was not interested in it.

Her: “Okay, but if she says yes, I want you to be online”
Me: (confused) “Why?”
Her: “Because I want you to tell us what to do or what not to do”
Me: *blink* “Excuse me? I most certainly will not”
Her: “But why?”
Me: “Because I have absolutely no interest in that”
Her: “But what if we like it?”
Me: “Then I still wouldn’t”

How many times and how many ways does a person have to say she does not want to do something?