Weird baby names. Parents don’t want to give their children normal names anymore (like James, Jaden, Chloe, Amanda etc). No, they want to name there children after a brand product they like (Jell-O, Orange), their favorite TV-Network (Espn), colors (Blue, Fuschia, Cerulean), and even typography (@).

It’s just not cool. People seem to forget that we live in a harsh and cruel world. Children get teased about the littlest things like having too much freckles or having a big nose. Do you really want to add to that stress by giving your child a weird name?

Sure; it’s unique, you might think it’s cool, you might think it’s funny. But did you ever thought about the fact that the children have to live with the name for the rest of their life? Therapists and Psychiatrists should have a field day when the children have grown up.

Celebrities have a knack of coming up with weird names as well. Anything from fabric (Denim) to things related to sound (Audio Science). I’m still trying to figure out why the normal people call their children the weirdest things.

Weird Baby Names Top 5 10

For this post I did a lot of research on strange names and I was truly dumbfounded when I read some of the names that the parents have come up with.

edit: There are so many weird baby names I couldn’t stick with a top 5 I had to do a top 10.

  1. I’munique (according to a school photographer)
  2. Satchel (child of Spike Lee)
  3. Audio Science (Shannon Sossamon’s child)
  4. @ (the name a Chinese couple gave their child)
  5. Espn (named after the sports network)
  6. Coke
  7. Any name on this list
  8. Patchouli (uh… bless you?)
  9. Buttercup (le’s just keep it as a nickname okay)
  10. Chrysanthemum

I am sure there are a ton more names out there that are even weirder then this.

Go ahead, comment and tell me the weirdest name you ever saw.

One Response to “What Were They Thinking? (Weird Baby Names)”

  1. Angelique

    50 craziest celebrity baby names (in alphabetical order)

    Aanisah: Macy Gray (also mother to Tahmel)

    Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow

    Astrella Celeste: Donovan and Linda Lawrence (also parents to Oriole Nebula)

    Atherton Grace: Don Johnson and Kelley Phleger

    Audio Science: Shannyn Sossamon

    Aurelius Cy: Elle Macpherson and Arpad Busson

    Blue Angel: U2’s The Edge and Aislinn O’Sullivan

    Bluebell Madonna: Geri Halliwell

    Brooklyn: David and Victoria Beckham (also parents to Romeo and Cruz)

    Calico: Alice and Sheryl Cooper (also parents to Sonora Rose)

    Camera: Arthur Ashe and Jeanne Moutoussamy

    Destry: Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw

    Diezel Ky: Toni Braxton and Keri Lewis (also parents to Denim Cole)

    Fifi Trixibell: Bob Geldof and Paula Yates (also parents to Peaches and Pixie)

    Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty

    Gaia: Emma Thompson and Greg Wise

    Gulliver: Gary Oldman and Donya Fiorentino

    Heaven: Lil’ Mo (also mother to God’Iss Love Stone)

    Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence

    Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright

    Ireland: Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger

    Jaz: Steffi Graf and Andre Agassi

    Jazz Domino: Joe Strummer

    Jermajesty: Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Genevieve Oaziaza (previously married to Jermaine’s brother Randy)

    Kal-El Coppola: Nicholas Cage (Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)

    Kyd: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

    Lark Song: Mia Farrow and André Previn

    Lennon: Liam Gallagher and Patsy Kensit

    Liberty: Ryan Giggs

    London Emilio: Slash

    Luna Coco Patricia: Frank Lampard and Elen Rive

    Marquise: 50 Cent

    Memphis Eve: Bono

    Moon Unit: Frank Zappa, also father to Dweezil and Diva Muffin

    Moxie CrimeFighter: Penn Jillette (also father to Zolten)

    Ocean: Forest Whitaker (also father to Sonnet and True)

    Pilot Inspektor: Jason Lee and Beth Riesgraf

    Poppy Honey: Jamie and Jules Oliver (also parents to Daisy Boo)

    Rocket: Robert Rodriguez (also father to Racer, Rebel and Rogue)

    Rufus Tiger: Roger Taylor also father to Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy

    Saffron Sahara: Simon and Yasmin Le Bon (also parents to Amber Rose and Tallulah Pine)

    Sage Moonblood: Sylvester Stallone and Sasha Czack (also parents to Seargeoh)

    Satchel: Spike Lee and Tonya Lewis Lee

    Seven Sirius: Andre Benjamin and Erykah Badu

    Shiloh Nouvel: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie

    Sosie: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick

    Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

    Tallulah: Bruce Willis and Demi Moore (also parents to Scout and Rumer)

    Willow Camille Reign: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith

    Zola Ivy: Eddie Murphy and Nicole Mitchell

    Celebs are crazy this proves it! Poor kids!

    Chantal:
    lmao, yes I saw that a little while ago. Some of these names are just insane. though I don’t think Willow is that bad of a name. Coz you know Alyson Hannigan in Buffy!!

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