The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Got distracted Deliberately moved away from the pain (for me) that is unsorted lists (Work Damn it, Work) and found myself stopping at Becky’s site and her recent post about weird things and that you should never know them about someone. Since I will drive myself insane if I keep working on this unordered list thing I decided to steal borrow the idea from her.

The weird

1. Spiders and Insects, and every other creepy crawler things are the death of me. I hate them with a passion. So does my stomach; I have to keep myself from throwing up when I see one.
2. I am insanely weird about my pillows. I have five pillows; Three small ones that are easily manipulated to fit my head and neck; Two larger ones that came with the bed. One of those is always against my back, and the other I hold. I have issues
3. If ever there was a guy I could give my heart to it would be David Boreanaz.
4. No matter how stupid the movie may be, with emotional scenes I’m a goner. I cry at the drop of a hat. Again, I have issues.
5. I have to watch Lesbian Themed movies by myself. I can not watch them with anyone else. It is my own little world.
6. I adore my own mouth/lips.  I think it’s perfect. (and I don’t say that about anything else.. well except my nose and eyes)

Things you should never know

1. I witnessed my sister and boyfriend having sex… (they thought I was asleep)
2. I watch porn: Lesbian porn, straight porn and gay porn *wink* (And it’s fun, turn the sound down and make up your own lines just like Paramount Comedy’s ‘Badly Dubbed Porn‘)
3. My childhood best friend and I used to (age 13/14) call sex lines, a lot. So much in fact that we were grounded for two months and had our phone privileges revoked for six months.
4. When I was young (and blissfully unaware that I was gay), I stole my best friend’s boyfriend. (I was 10 years old)
5. I enjoy (some) pain more then I should.
6. People think I am unaware of certain things. I know… Oh the stories I could tell.

Somewhat of a weird post. Please don’t hold that against me. I’m super nice, really and not at all as weird as this posts seems to be. Trust me. Oh and these were the best I could come up with fast. If I’d really think about it I could come up with better.

Oh and Mark, Angelique… TAG! You’re it!